Caligula Director To Make 3D Porn Movie?

Italian not-so-much stallion Tinto Brass, is to take 3D filmmaking to the next level by adding boobs.

The HollywoodReporter states that the director of famed historical erotic mess Caligula, will make a what apparently will be the finest pornographic production ever and it’ll be in 3D.

The 76-year-old is known for his erotic style when it comes to films but we think that there are certain things that maybe shouldn’t be in 3D if you know what we mean.

Remember Friday 13th Part III in 3D? In one scene where there was nothing happening, someone poked a TV aerial at the camera. I don’t want certain other things poking out at me from the screen if you catch my drift.

Brass has hinted that it could be a remake of Caligula which was a critical and financial flop despite having a stellar cast including Helen Mirren and Malcolm McDowell. He’s said that he wants to “revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there.”

We probably won’t catch this at the cinema but might rent it for viewing in the privacy of our own homes.

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